The Texas Heat Strikes Again

Living in central Texas without proper air conditioning is like trying to enjoy a hot fudge sundae in Death Valley – it’s just not going to end well. At Relentless Cooling & Heating, we’ve seen it all, from DIY air conditioning “solutions” involving three fans and a bag of ice (spoiler alert: it doesn’t work) to desperate homeowners creating elaborate cooling systems that would make Rube Goldberg proud.

The Signs You Need Professional Help (The HVAC Kind)

You might need our services if:
– Your indoor plants have started wearing sunscreen
– The dog refuses to come inside because it’s cooler in their doghouse
– You’ve convinced yourself that sweating is just “natural air conditioning”
– Your ice cream melts before you can get it from the freezer to the couch
– The butterflies in your garden are requesting temporary asylum in your neighbor’s yard

Service Area Shenanigans

From Cibolo to San Marcos, and everywhere in between, we’re the HVAC heroes you didn’t know you needed. Whether you’re in McQueeney watching your chocolate chip cookies bake themselves on your dashboard, or in Schertz wondering if your house has somehow teleported to the surface of the sun, we’ve got you covered.

The Cold, Hard Truth About Heating

Yes, Texas does get cold… occasionally. For those three days a year when the temperature drops below 60°F, and everyone loses their minds, we’re here to ensure your heater works perfectly. Because nothing says “Texas winter” like wearing a parka when it’s 55 degrees outside.

Professional Installation: Because DIY Isn’t Always the Answer

Sure, you could try installing your own AC unit. You could also try performing your own dental work, but some things are better left to the professionals. Our expert technicians in New Braunfels, Seguin, and surrounding areas know exactly how to install your system without turning your home into an experimental physics lab.

Remember, when your AC gives up the ghost in the middle of a Texas summer, or your heater decides to take an unscheduled vacation during that one cold front of the year, Relentless Cooling & Heating is here to save the day. Because let’s face it – nobody wants to explain to their boss that they’re working from home because their goldfish threatened to move out over inadequate climate control.